north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

burningarbiterheart:

freekicks:

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang​ and @reserve​ for the idea!) 

I CANT BREATHE

sexycraisinthanos:

asciencegay:

buckysoldatbarnes:

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

To be fair Chris Evans added it to be funny

Tom Hardy did it because he knows how to radiate “bisexual disaster” energy

lookingformyanchor:

listen i’m gonna be honest here i love iron dad and spider son with all my heart and soul but if you think for one second that scott lang is not the best dad in the entire mcu you are delusional

jaasontodds:

My name is Peter Parker. I’m pretty sure you know the rest.

rhymewithrachel:

this is so stupid im sorry

batter-sempai:

celticpyro:

steverogersnotebook:

sabrecmc:

7eggs:

ruby-white-rabbit:

tiredstarks:

acetonystark:

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

Did John wick write these

Thanos does not understand how math works, I see.

Let me see if I got this straight…

Thanos’ plan to eradicate half of the lives on the universe – because of finite resources – also included eradicating a hefty fraction of the resources too?

Thanos you dumb bitch.

It’s such an awful plan because if half the animals and crops died, that means half of the world’s lifestock and crops are fucking dead, and the resources are half gone. If he wanted to let there be enough resources for everyone, couldn’t he NOT kill the plants and animals? Or double the amount of resources available without murdering half of the world’s population?

He did not think this plan through at all.

childhoodgames:

a friend accidentally said “thot and loki” and i couldn’t resist.

henrywasnthereaskanyone:

cloudfreed:

twerkyvulture:

a-gay-homosexual:

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

thorodinson:

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you.